huffylemon:

shrimps is bugs

charlesoberonn:

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

oneheadtoanother:

bonjour-manger-bitte:

bonjour-manger-bitte:

bonjour-manger-bitte:

I have news but I need everyone to know it’s not fake and I’m not making it up

Kanye, in addition to being dropped from brands like adidas, is officially banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments

This is fake but so fucking funny

(via wienners)

closet-keys:

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

(via dentondeathmetal)

kamenriderhamo:

doppelgangerleaverite:

senritsu:

I’ve been thinking about these graphics that depict the cambrian explosion as a LITERAL big bang explosion all day. They’re so fucking funny to me

canbedone / Adobe Stock

Literally kaboom

that looks like a yugioh card for a cambrian themed deck

(via odin-n-out)

fuckstev:

i’ve been watching a fly ram himself into my bedroom window over and over for like five minutes. i feel u little guy i might do the same later

ihopeucomehomesoon:

(via thats-slightly-raven)

fuckstev:

i had a dream last night that i went to taco bell and when i got home one of my friends was like “oh thanks dude” and took my taco bell. so i went BACK to taco bell and when i got home another friend did the same shit. this kept happening with different friends every time so i kept going to taco bell over and over and finally decided to just eat inside the taco bell and when i sat down my old calculus teacher from high school was like “oh man you shouldn’t have” and fucking ate my quesadilla in front of me??? i’ve never had a more frustrating dream

pawgliacci:

(via corink)

avvocarlo:

j0jin-deactivated20210309:

(via corink)